ma'am, how would you feel if your beloved husband kept calling his mistress' name on his death bed. bad, hah ?

...eating in solitude

Following the events of fall of 2001 (aka nine eleven) and the turmoil and the wars and the arrests and the detentions and in short all the inconvinences, the havoc, disorder, disruption, loss, mayhem, plunder, ravages, ruination, shambles, vandalism, waste, wreck and wreckage; I eventually decided to take some action on my behalf and investigate the whole shebang. Rest assured that the inquieries and ponderings are underway and the public shall be informed of the outcomes before long.

- H.

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
- Elaine

"I swore not to write a hate song again, but then I met you..."

have you run into the kind of people who tell you how to "customize" your "personal" computer ?
- why don't you turn off the action sounds ?
- why don't you choose a darker background ?
- you should use large icons, that's the whole point !
- why don't you set your homepage to blank ?
hello ?!

- What's with your eyes ? They're all red.
- I haven't slept enough. Do you wanna sleep with me ?