کاپيتان هادوک و هيچی




Wednesday, February 26, 2003

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Friday, February 21, 2003

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Should a war erupt any of these days, imagine how ecstatic people will be in CNN headquarters. I bet they've got crates of champagne lined up for that moment.



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Thursday, February 20, 2003

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"The reward for bravery in battle is death.
The reward for bravery in avoiding battle is life."



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Wednesday, February 19, 2003

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يارو می ره چار تا هايکو می خونه، ذوق زده می شه، می ياد حال ملتو می گيره.




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- می دونی آدم وقتی می شينه رو صندلی بايد به دندون پزشکه اعتماد کنه، راحت باشه.
ـ آره، سکس هم همينه.




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فکر می کنم...
بعد از اين همه سال مردم ايران دوباره برگشتن همونجايی که سال ۱۳۵۵ بودن. همه می گن به هر قيمتی شده اين آخوندا برن (اون موقع می گفتن شاه بره.) خيلی غم انگيزه. اين همه سال و دوباره سر جای اول بودن. با اون بهای سنگينی که سر انقلاب ايرانيها پرداختن اميدوارم اين دفعه مسير جديدی رو انتخاب کنن، احساساتی نشن، گول کسی رو نخورن، واسه نسل بعدی تصميم نگيرن.




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خونه دار و بچه دار
کونتو ور دار و بيار

نه، نه...

کونه دار و بچه دار
خونتو ور دار و بيار

نه، اينم نبود. چی بود ؟




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I'm going to roll over,
so please move,
sleeping beauty.



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All the time I pray to Buddha
I keep on
killing mosquitoes.



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Wrapping the rice cakes,
with one hand
she fingers back her hair.



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Pissing in the snow
outside my door ----
it makes a very straight hole.



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Blogger wouldn't log me in. Now that it did, I'm gonna post it to death (or post the hell out of it, either way.)

H.



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Monday, February 10, 2003

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- Thus, thou shall eternally burn in the blazing flames of hell.
- Thou shall go fuck yourself, s'il vous plait.



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Sunday, February 09, 2003

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صادقانه...
گاهی بدم نمی آد يه دوست نزديکی با کله بره تو يه مشکل حسی و بياد پيش من دردل...
لذت خاصی داره.




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"The human egg is 85,000 times larger than the human sperm. The consequences of this gematic dimporphism ramify throughout the biology and physiology of human sex. The most important result is that the female places a greater investment in each of her sex cells. A woman can expect to produce only about 400 eggs in her lifetime. Of these a maximum of about 20 can be converted into healthy infants. The costs of bringing an infant to term and caring for it afterward are relatively enormous. In contrast a man releases 100 million sperm with each ejaculation. Once he has achieved fertilization his purely physical commitment has ended. His genes will benefit equally with those of the female, but his investment will be far less than hers unless she can induce him to contribute to the care of the offspring. If a man were given total freedom to act, he could theoretically inseminate thousands of women in his lifetime."

- On human nature by Edward Osborne Wilson



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Friday, February 07, 2003

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Having slept the cat gets up,
yawns, goes out
to make love



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Wednesday, February 05, 2003

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اين آسانسورش يه آينه ناقابل هم نداره آدم تا می رسه به مقصد چار تا شکلک در بياره که زندگی آسونتر بشه.




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Tuesday, February 04, 2003

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there is this inexplicably mystical scent that has been haunting you all your life, and guess what; one day you find that very scent in a private part of someone's body...



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Sunday, February 02, 2003

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Saturday, February 01, 2003

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حالا ديگه
تو محبوب شدی،
تو مصلوب شدی،
يعنی می گی
که تو محجوب شدی ؟
آها ؟
پس حل المسائلت کو ؟




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