- Johnnie, I am not going to fight your fights for you.
- Yeah, I know. But would you be man enough to lotion my back ?

Johnnie, you're alright.

mal-thursday

yeah, I know this is not original but,
if you could erase selectively parts of your memory,
would you ? and which parts ?
i would start from the unpleasant memories of childhood...

- Johnnie, why don't you get married ?
- I hate to choose between six shades of white and all that.