- Did you get a chance to believe in the hands of God ?
- Not yet.
- Then wait until they start working their way up your behind.

DJ World

My mother is a DJ.
My father's brother in his own twisted way is a DJ.
My mother's father is a relatively well known DJ.
My best friend is a kick-ass DJ.
My next door neighbor is driving her family nuts practicing to become a DJ.
My college roommate makes money by match-making club owners and DJs.
My ninth grade geometry teacher is now a dull DJ.
My auntie hasn't given up on trying to find an actual job as a DJ.
My middle school's second crush lives in eastern Alaska and is a sexy and talented DJ.
My tax lawyer says he doesn't see much of a difference in what he does and being a DJ.
My stock broker contemplates being a DJ.
The guy I crashed into his brand new Cadillac when I was learning to drive had in the back of his car most of the stuff that are needed by a DJ.
My Yoga teacher confessed to me one day that he mostly meditates by being his own DJ.
My motorcycle mechanic says his wife is the only thing that keeps him from becoming a DJ.
My therapist's hobby is to rent a dance video with a DJ in it, mute the TV and watch the DJ.
The club owner of the place I perform every other Tuesday night makes more than any DJ in this town and is still jealous of every DJ.
My hiking companion has compulsive daydreams of becoming a DJ. He doesn't know whether to go to therapy about it or to quit his job and actually become a DJ.
The angry cleric rebel longs to be a DJ.
The hot chick on the cover of November's Home and Garden was crushed when she was told she has no talent for becoming a DJ.
The red haired single mom who hangs out at our not-so-friendly Bingo parlor was asking my mother the other day about life as a DJ.
The picnic organizer at my sick aunt's church thinks it's a good idea to replace the organ player with a DJ.
My sister-in-law takes pride in marrying a happy successful DJ and now is sending her five year old son to take lessons to become another happily married successful DJ.
My grand grandfather was the first one from my family to become a DJ.
The high school kids these days find it cool to be a DJ.
My aunt's older sister has been shopping for records for the past 12 years to
someday become a DJ.
My state's younger senator used to be a notoriously aggressive DJ and he says after his term he is going back to it to be a DJ.
My president's retirement plan is to go to southern Florida and become a DJ.


I could be so at peace with the rest of the world if only I didn't despise as much as I do, the idea of being a DJ.

Inspired by Heavy Rock from Drummer.

Something stops me from asking Tony's girlfriend "So, are you both retarded or you just put up with him ?"