Only the victory of paper over rock is rather questionable.

Cows need to be milked two or three times a day. Men...

- Hobbies?
- Forms.
- Forms?
- Yeah. I like to read forms. Applications, tax return froms, dmv forms, reimbursement forms, anything I can get my hands on.

pills, syrup, napkin after napkin
I strive
for moments of nasal clarity