The ocean changes color everyday
I like the blue ones best

When you pull an all-nighter you get to see a lot of things. You see the janitors. You see how the cleaning goes down. You see other night owls. You see two undergrads dropping off homeworks at 2:30 am. You see the first rays of dawn. You see those who come in early.
It's fun to pull an all-nighter.

Dear Pizza Joint Folks,
The brown napkins that you guys hand out with your logo printed on them, yes, I'm talking about those. They are quite sturdy and I occasionally use them to blow my dear nose. Upon bringing the napkins closer to my dear nose a funky odor is smelt which is rather undesirable. Please remedy this defect as soon as possible.
Cheers,
Captain H.

Only the victory of paper over rock is rather questionable.

Cows need to be milked two or three times a day. Men...

- Hobbies?
- Forms.
- Forms?
- Yeah. I like to read forms. Applications, tax return froms, dmv forms, reimbursement forms, anything I can get my hands on.

pills, syrup, napkin after napkin
I strive
for moments of nasal clarity